Heaven is a Communist Country
“I don’t like Paradise –
Because it’s Sunday – all the time –
And Recess – never comes –”
By Emily Dickinson
Heaven is a Communist country run by God. There will be no one there to ask you if you want fries with that burger. If there is, you will know you are in the wrong place. It will be from everyone according to their ability, to everyone according to their need. Since abilities will be limitless, and needs none, this will be an easy standard to meet. Social security will be infinite. Everyone will have paid the required amount into the system. Health care, education, shelter – all will be provided for. Mansions of gold, if you want. All needs will be met, forever. All will be treated fairly, forever. Some may find this disconcerting, and long for the earthly life they left behind, or the hell they successfully avoided. Alas, it will be too late. They will be stuck forever in Heaven, a Communist country run by God.